The third remake of El Mariachi tries to be a grand epic, with the same values as the original. Desperado was over the top, but it never took itself so seriously. It also had Los Lobos scoring as opposed to Robert Rodriguez. Johnny Depp is the only saving grace of the film. Its nice he never gets killed, only horribly disfigured.
“El Mariachi has escaped!” “So will you.”
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